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"So.... How's your hair?"
Even if I could somehow get organized soon enough to join this other girl (pretty bloody unlikely), I have concluded that if I shaved my head for cancer: (a) they wouldn't have enough to make a decent wig (I've heard the usual method is to cut off the ponytail, and I can barely make a ponytail) and (b) I wouldn't be able to do fun stuff like this. If I ever need to really startle someone when walking out of the bathroom...
On an unrelated, considerably sillier, but also intensely irritating note, I received this today:
Subject: Big news- Read now!!!
Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:41:36 -0500
From: "Society for Python Admiration and Mimicry"
Greetings and general salutations,
This is big. Really big. You wouldn't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it a long way down the road to the chemists but that just peanuts to what I'm about to tell you.
Tomorrow. That's Tuesday the 2nd of March this year of 2004. It will all occur.
RICK MERCER IS COMING TO VISIT US
That's right. Mark your calendars. Skip your midterms. Slay all who stand in your way. The star of Monday Report is going to be at Queen's to talk to members of the wacky clubs here on campus. That includes us, the Lumberjack club, the Concrete Canoe team and the AMS (I kid you not).
In honour of his greatness, we will be holding a special Defense Against Fresh Fruit class outside of the JDUC on Union and University. [....]we will commence our calisthenics and stretching at 2:30pm. The class will begin at 3:00pm. However, you must remember the importance of being properly warmed up. Please dress for the occasion.
Come in your best fruit armour and a friend (for use as a human shield.)
New members welcome to this new class.
[snip]
May your waiting be as pleasant as the Castle Anthrax,
Jen and Alec
Here's the irritating bit: I have band rehearsal from 2:30-4:00! I have yet to make it to a SPAM event, dammit, because they're always scheduled at times I can't attend. All those geeks I haven't met... *sob*
On an unrelated, considerably sillier, but also intensely irritating note, I received this today:
Subject: Big news- Read now!!!
Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2004 19:41:36 -0500
From: "Society for Python Admiration and Mimicry"
Greetings and general salutations,
This is big. Really big. You wouldn't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it a long way down the road to the chemists but that just peanuts to what I'm about to tell you.
Tomorrow. That's Tuesday the 2nd of March this year of 2004. It will all occur.
RICK MERCER IS COMING TO VISIT US
That's right. Mark your calendars. Skip your midterms. Slay all who stand in your way. The star of Monday Report is going to be at Queen's to talk to members of the wacky clubs here on campus. That includes us, the Lumberjack club, the Concrete Canoe team and the AMS (I kid you not).
In honour of his greatness, we will be holding a special Defense Against Fresh Fruit class outside of the JDUC on Union and University. [....]we will commence our calisthenics and stretching at 2:30pm. The class will begin at 3:00pm. However, you must remember the importance of being properly warmed up. Please dress for the occasion.
Come in your best fruit armour and a friend (for use as a human shield.)
New members welcome to this new class.
[snip]
May your waiting be as pleasant as the Castle Anthrax,
Jen and Alec
Here's the irritating bit: I have band rehearsal from 2:30-4:00! I have yet to make it to a SPAM event, dammit, because they're always scheduled at times I can't attend. All those geeks I haven't met... *sob*
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(Witness my hair trick. Say... now I know what I can be for Hallowe'en!)
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I wish I'd thought of that.
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